Fire Away!!

It's been a week since I went off but, thanks to the Old VP, I have something to go off about. So, by now, most of the free world has seen the news that Tricky Dick Chaney shot someone while on a hunting trip over the weekend and no, it wasn't Dubya. This brings a good question to mind; WHO THE HECK IS RUNNING THE COUNTRY?! We all know that Dubya couldn't run a lemonade stand without incident so who's at the controls? If Chaney's so eager to shoot at something, I know of a great spot where he can discharge all the ammo he wants, but he better wear some sunblock 5000 and bulletproof draws! The only trouble is he won't be the hunter. Why don't you take Dubya on that hunting trip? You could pay off the National Debt with the money folks would pay to take him out on safari. Heck, you could end world hunger, build a new White House out of solid gold and give everyone in the world an H2 with the money leftover. I'm broke as hell and I'd fork over $49.99 just to watch it on Pay-Per-View! Hi-Lo.